I'm Kif
I'm 18 and from Adelaide
I hate writing profiles, they are pointless and stupid
I'm hypocritical.
   

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To Have every Man but to Love only One.
To Wake with the Moon and Sleep with the Sun
To Be a Sinner, a Saint, a Lover and Friend
To Know a Beginning, but Never an End


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Jan 3, 2006
The Best Song In The Known Universe *kills self*

Young Zee - That's My Nigga Fo' Real Lyrics
[Young Zee]
Uh, Zee
I got waiting haze, my customers ho's, sleep with me
We have small beef, I still sell them O's for three fifty
They know in big beef, I pop a hundred times
Be like roadkill, I live nigga's brains on one and nines
And my down bitches, they be ready to kill
I be like chill, they be like..

[Chorus]
That's my nigga for real (Yea, uh huh, I'm from the Bricks, we
be like)
That's my nigga for real (Yea, Young Zee, all my niggas from the
hood, they be like)
That's my nigga for real (Yea, B-Boy, you my nigga, talk to 'em)

[B-Boy]
Yo, I don't give a f**k if we don't sell a record
We still gon' get this money in the Bricks
Spill it, Zee

[Young Zee]
Yea, uh, yea, yea
I'm like, Santa Claus, I deliver niggas grams a raw
Straight from Panama, fiends eat it up like canavaugh
And my dimes disappear like magic wands
I sell 'em, 'til the crack of dawn and destroy every track I'm
on
Plus I have a clam packed in the back of vans
More royal than the Taliban murk you for a half a gram
(What?) I get B-Boy to drop your truck in the river
F**k some dough, we be like..

[Chorus + Young Zee ad libs]

[Young Zee]
Yea, jeah, Uh-huh-ha, yea
Scarecrow (what?), I'm trying to walk before I crawl
I want it all ever since I came out of my mama's walls
 
I'm trying to make so much dough when I write a song
I can write 'em all why y'all clique on the corner selling final
calls
Yea, niggas mad at us, gladiators like Maximas, we fabulous
While you fall off like Canibus's managers
My man Dee U, keep the nina peelin'
(Point 'em out, and watch me)

[Chorus + Young Zee ad libs]

[Young Zee]
Zee need Buddha, E-user, beef pre Lugers
Spittin' from our PT cruisers
My tape don't drop, I still got dough to make
Got little niggas on roller skates holding my coke and weight
Blow paper, ho chaser, dough raiser, Joe Fraizer
Sixteen cellys and four pagers
Go hype up your squad that they might f**k with ours
I just, light up cigars, go by bikes, trucks, and cars
I got (?) In Atlanta deep, 'round the street, ten grand a week
I give 'em one word to put your man to sleep
And I love my Jersey live bitches
They'll leave a nigga face, with thirty five stitches
They'll help my tie cinder blocks and push your kids
So deep in the ocean, they'll see where octopuses live
Jeah, this label deal is for Raz, Pace, and Chill
I know mad chicks, but still

[Chorus + Young Zee ad libs]

[Young Zee]
What, Bricks (Bricks, Bricks)

Posted at 05:50 pm by Kiekei
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Jan 1, 2006
2006

If I could have it done over, 2005 would not have occurred.

Posted at 07:12 pm by Kiekei
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Dec 9, 2005
Drunk BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlling!

Hey, HEY....HERE'S an idea!!!!

Let's go drunk bowling!!

Remember when we used to go drunk bowling this time last year? Let's do it againnn.

When: Welp me and JAmes thought maybe next Thursday week, which would be the 15th methinks, yeah?

Where: Methinking meet at Blackwood train station again? At maybe 11.30am? Sos we can buy le alcohol and catch buses down to Marion. 

EVERYBODY who used to be part of this tradition, plus several new faces, MAY or MUST attend.

Spread the word, and comment on here also!!

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Oct 24, 2005
HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY

My dear dear sister is watching Big. The Movie with Tom Hanks.

Here is Tom Hanks in Big:

      

Here is Tom Hanks in Toy Story:




HE LOOKS THE SAME IN EVERY MOVIE!!!

Signing out; Kiekei

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Oct 16, 2005
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!



Shaun, Bernice and Sophie. And the beach. Sophie had a disease that made her appear to be a young Jerry Springer. She used this to her advantage by having a show called "Jerry Springer; The Golden Years!" Whereby children acted out their indisgressions similar to the contestants on the Jerry Springer show, something something something.

BERNICE WAS A MAN.

Shaun and Sophie were also men.

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Oct 15, 2005
HEY MISTER WILSONNNNNN!

So! In my updating FRENZY of late, I include my next young starling tribute.

The Kid Who Played Dennis The Menace!:



His name is Mason Gamble. Since Dennis The Menace, Mason has had starring roles in such films at Flatland Pictures' "Just In Time" directed by Tom Rice; and Morgan Creek's "Bad Moon" directed by Eric Red also starring Mariel Hemingway. Among his other film credits, Mason had a wonderful experience working with Leslie Nielson in Disney's hilarious Spy Hard directed by Rick Friedberg. He also had a role in Gattaca, directed by Andrew Niccol, starring Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke.

All these movies were terrible except for Gattaca and I spose Spy Hard.

Mason grew up to look something like this:



Although I'm assuming he's older than that picture now.

Mason Gamble excelled at sports at his school, however he was particularly avid at the pole vault.

We Love You Mason!

Signing out, Kiekei and Mason.


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Sep 29, 2005
Another Hot Little Boy Update.

Anybody who knows me, KNOWS that I'm upset. Last night, we played our netball grand final. Which we won. Although the fact that we only won by six points deemed it a loss to many of us. But we got Beer Mugs, and the nice men at the Ed at Mitcham filled mine up with Vodka Sunrise. Of course, none of this justifies why on earth I should be upset.

Last night, Jesse McCartney was playing in Adelaide. I was offered free tickets, but sadly had to decline due to said grand final. As we celebrated our team's brilliance, Thousands of pre-teens were screaming Jesse's name-and I wasn't one of them. Hence, to counter for this loss, an update of the Jesse kind is required. This update may or may not have a rating.

  <<<<<<<<-------- HOT.

  <<<<<<<------- CUTE.



 <<<<<<< JUST TAKE ME NOW.

Listen. It's not paedophiliac of me. He's actually born on April 9, 1987. Which means he's only like half a month younger than me, and is older than a lot of my friends. So shut up.

Jesse McCartney is so hot that every time I listen to his cd I start to orgasm. (Note - Looking at the middle picture after reading that last sentence DOES seem a bit strange).

Last night while playing netball I had to stop just because I knew that Jesse McCartney was playing at that precise moment, just minutes from where I was.

Jesse starred on Summerland, as the hot middle kid Braidon who had a new hot albeit psycho girlfriend each week.

Here are two very deep Jesse McCartney Quotes:

"I used to have six left feet. Now I only have one and a half left feet."

"I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smile and laugh all the time... But if a girl can make me laugh... I'm in love!!!!"

"I love my Vans. I can't go anywhere without a pair of Vans."


See, he is a very deep boy.

Signing out, Kiekei and Jesse.

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Sep 12, 2005
NeEjAAAAAhhhh h

For those of you who are regular readers of blogdrives. you would have seen the brilliant update that was on thekoolhut.blogdrive.com this week. In returning the favour to the coolest NEEJAH sister in the world, here is my personal update on:

JAmes!


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....haha Denley.

JAmes has been around since, well, since he was born, but JAmes has been in KIF'S LIFE for just over a year now. Kif was first introduced to the name James Baker whilst at a party in June, when it was commented by a random Blackwoodian that James Baker was hot.

Kif first met JAmes at the Blackwood Formal, where she didn't actually have a partner, because Caleb decided at the last minute to be in the middle of the desert when he was sposed to be Kif's partner. It was wondered by Kif who this random stranger was. JAmes had short hair.

As time passed, Kif and JAmes grew acquainted. During the time JAmes was going out with Camilla, many people went on Amanda and Brett's date to see Shrek 2. JAmes was scared at Kif's randomness and loud demeanor.

At Jo's party, JAmes was the one who slept next to Kif and Camilla after they had had sex. JAmes complained that he was sleeping on a hole in the floor boards and that his body would fall through.

Kif and JAmes grew to become close friends during the procrastination that was the time between end of Year 12 and Exams Time. Every day, when parents went to work and younger siblings went to school,  Kif and JAmes snucked onto the internet (OOOOOHHH WE WERE NAUGHTY) and talked about nothing. Sometimes we would study. Other times we would talked about nothing.

It wasn't till SKoolies that Kif and JAmes were able to meet again. However, at this time JAmes wasn't interested in meeting Kif, the first thing JAmes said when he saw Kif was, "Where's Sammie?" There was a hunt for Gemma, and Donuts, and a game of NEEJAHNUITY on the lawns in Victor Harbour.

Kif was there for JAmes when he asked Sammie out, and was also there for JAmes when he decided he was scared of her, and hence the relationship should end.

JAmes was there for Kif when she needed comic relief, and he told her about that he's not allowed to watch the Simpsons.

Some facts about JAmes that may or may not embarrass him:
  • JAmes has had three girlfriends that Kif knows of; Camilla, Sammie and Ali. Ali was the one that looked most like JAmes.
  • JAmes has many pretend sisters, and one real sister. JAmes calls this sister fat. She is not fat.
  • JAmes' parents are unaware that JAmes knows what mooning is.
  • JAmes' parents are unaware that JAmes has friends, and sometimes does stuff with his friends.
  • JAmes spends more time at Adelaide Uni than he does at his own uni.
  • JAmes doesn't eat as much as he would like to because he can't be bothered getting up from the computer.
  • JAmes likes tuna without stuff on it.
  • JAmes is scared of words that have obscene connotations.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES!!!!!*










*Note: It is not JAmes' birthday.




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Sep 5, 2005
For My Close Friends

Okay so this is gonna be mushy. Just a pre-warning. I don't want any comments or anything, unless you actually really mean what you're writing.

I had a moment tonight, as I was sitting out the front of Maccas with my great great mate Jono. We were just talking like we used to in the old days, before this year, before all the shit that happened that somewhat drew us apart. We'll never be as close as we were I spose...fuck I hate that. But what we were talking about was nothing in particular. And then he started talking about how some people are genuinely nice people, yet some people are nice with a wanker side.

I feel as though I've been neglecting my friends. I've been thinking about myself a lot lately, and have forgotten a bit about the people who are the most important to me and who have been there for so long. The people who have actually literally proven to me that in some cases they will put me before others. Not all the time, just when I need it the most. *I warned you this would be mushy and un-like me!*

Joanna; You come first because you are my Angel Mate. After all this time, you were and will remain the person who I feel I could literally trust with my life. The both of us have gone through what I'm feeling now...as in, going off with other people and having the revelation that we're neglecting our friends. Even as our lives start  heading in different directions, we must stay in contact. One deep and meaningful per month is a necessity girly!

Sophie: You come next because you have been my longest and most comfortable friend..that would make sense to only us. We don't have to try and act funny together to be funny. We have never had to strain for conversation, whether it be fun conversation or serious conversation. Despite how we act sometimes I really value that friendship and always will.

Sammie: Hey Ex-Best Friend! For approx two years we were inseparable. You were like a sister to me. I miss that, but I'm so glad we're still close going out and chatting buddies. I don't see you as much as I would like, but I'm extremely happy that I still do see you. I love you!

Simone: You got me through Year 12. Literally. Without you there is no way I would have made it through the worst year of my life. I could always rely on you to be there for me when I was having one of my "I hate my family" moments. You were there for me at approximately half-way through Term Three when 'that thing' happened that absolutely broke my heart. I'll never forget Melbourne, I'll never forget what we told eachother, and I'll never forget how much I can rely on you for anything.


*Just rewarning people, if you hate mush, you should have stopped reading by now.*

Tom: Life is hard at the moment for you. I know this, I know without actually knowing, what you're going through. But think about it. You've gotten this far through life surviving, and you are a surviver. You will make it. Good things come to beautiful people, they just take a hell of a lot longer to come than they do for wankers. HUGGLES!!

Jono and Brett: May seem like a weird thing to put you both in the same category, let alone to mention you on here at all. But one thing that happened made me realise that the both of you are genuine friends. Jono like I said before you've listened to me babble on about the most useless crap till early in the morning. Brett our talks at parties and basically any moment we have a spare moment are really valued. You actually looked really upset when I said I couldn't stay at the Belair with you. When you said, "But I haven't seen you in ages", I knew you meant it. Just these little things are what makes me realise how genuine you guys are.

Jackson and Jo: ...Thankyou. There's little more I can say.

I hate hate hate leaving it there. There's so many more people I need to mention. But to all of you, I'm sure you know who you are (and if you don't I'll let you know the very next time you come on msn) thankyou for putting up with me.

Okay Kif will now promise to snap out of soppy mode :)

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Aug 28, 2005
Guess who has an lj!!

Guess who has an lj! ALL PEOPLE WITH LJ ADD ME AS A FRIEND. kif_has_spoken.

I love you gahs!

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