By popular damend, or demand, by JAmes, I must update apparently. JAmes also requested I change my layout back to the GRAEN and LELLOW layout. (Green and Yellow layout, for them stupids.) But i don't wanna. Not right now. Can't be bothered.

NEW STUFF has happened; Went out Saturday Night. Started with So-lou at 2.30 at her house. Got there and Shaun answered the door. That was odd, because Shaun wasn't Sophie. HOWEVER, as they are going out (ooooOOOOooooo) this made sense. Sophie was in the shower, hence I began to watch South Park with Shaun. Got to about 2 minutes and decided to do some homework on Fofies computer. Got to about 2 minutes and decided to watch South Park. I fell asleep watching the Episode where the Queer Eye guys turn into Crab People ("Craaaaab ppl") And woke up to Shaun gone and Mrs Ford offering scones. Talked to several people on msn. Got shitty at Bretty because he'd changed his mind bout going out and was going to the Belair Hotel, WITHOUT me, WITH Jono. Got myself re-invited and got Simon Leeky to offer me directions to the Belair Hotel, considering he works there and all. (Much appreciated Leeky, grazie! :D) Now I will break up paragraphs for your reading pleasure.

Went and saw Kung Fu Hustle with the Soph-Meister ("Soph. Soph-o. The Soph-meister! Makin Copehs!") BEST foreign movie. I advise everybody who has mine or a similar sense of humour to mine to see this movie. Hilarity will ensue, especially involving the running feet style, and the screaming lady. After driving around Adelaide to find Sophie a cheeseburger from maccas, I dropped her home and called Bretty to tell him I'd pick him and Jono up soon. Picked J-man and his Jesse McCartney looking best friend up and went to the Belair Hotel for a bit. We played the pokies and such, mucked around a bit and watched some televish.

Got a msg from Jessess so left for town. Ended up near like Noarlunga before realising I wasn't heading to the city. Got to town. Endured heart-to-hearts with Ryan (Thanks for that, much appreciated. Seriously...except for the whole "Why are you here?" thing.) Watched said ex slut dance his way to high glory. I don't know exactly what that means, but he could out-do Beyonce with those moves. Quite amusink. Got to Shotz, saw many a person I knew, namely Jo Doley ("NO! :D") Alex B, SAMMEH!, Liam S, Daniel, SLatfh (behehehe) and Mitch. Hehe, found out the next day Slats had been trying to hook up with every girl there...I thought he had a girlfriend :| either way, it was interesting getting out of his way. Then I drove drunken boys back to their houses. Dan walks funny drunk. Ryan talks lots...sober. Then went to Jackson's for a bit and reminisced about our childhoods.

No, I didn't steal this idea straight from Joanna's http://thejofairy.blogdrive.com blog!
Write one memory you have of us, or something only I'd understand.

WOO! Thankyou to everybody that came on MY (I mean the AUMA's) Pub Crawl on Friday! I just got an email from the President who said that the Pub Crawl 'exceeded expectations'. Those are my words. Her words were that a lot of pissheads rocked up, which rocks. EITHER WAY, apparently according to the Student Union President, MY (I mean the AUMA's) Pub Crawl has been the second best this year, beaten only by that stupid Legless or whatever one.

In other news I just spilt Iced Coffee all over the uni computer.

Moving on, NEWS FLASH IN THAT ANOTHER PUB CRAWL IS COMING UP AFTER MID SEMESTER HOLLIES!!! This time we've actually got enough money in our club account to get real t-shirts like originally planned. Sos start letting me know if you're interested peops!

If you can't tell, I'm excited. I also find it funny that Kelly hooked up with 1/6th of the club exec committee. For those of you counting there's 12 in the committee. Heehee..love you Kelly.

Plus Beck I found out one of the guys I know, KNOWS the hot Mansions barman. I'll be sidling up to said guy after the media lecture.

Ok, in the five minutes I have left some memorable moments of the pub crawl:

Wow, soz I was lukin at maself in da mirror b4 i went to Uni todai, and all I cud think waz, wow, ur so lyk ugly. Soz, now I lyk wud lyk all ma friends to prove their lyk friendship 2 me by telling me extremely fakely th@ I'm really beautiful, inside & out. & then I'll lyk reply to those comments with lyk comments saying "Oh thanx gorgeous bt i no th@'s a lye" in orda 2 get more compliments out of th@ person..and possibly examples and proof.

From the extremely unfortunately lookin Kif. Lyk.

Okay, this is stupid. I just found the best site in the universe. And so many people are stupid in this world (see livejournal.com/users/freyar for details on the stupidity of people and the predetermined punishment for such beings) as can be seen through certain hate mail towards the site. I love this site. Go here now:



Brilliant.

So as I wait here for Sim to grace me with her beautiful and quietly happy presence, I'm thinking about the movies I have to watch tonight. (WHO'S A LOSER WHO'S NOT GOING OUT FRIDAY NIGHT?!?!?!?! ...-----....--..-.-.-.-.-....shut up.) At approximately Five Forty....Seven tonight, I said to myself I says, I'm going to get some movies. I says to my mum I says, "Can I use the car to go and get mooovies?" And she says to me she says, "Yes." Sos I do. At Civic, there was limited choice. This is because Civic has limited choice. For the actual size of the shop there's not much to choose from. However after much deliberation (is that the right word?) and much annoyance at the fact that Fight Club wasn't there, I settled on Five Weeklies. I'm happy with my choice. With captions taken from a certain place on the net, (Is that legal?), I ask you to guess what these movies are. The winner will win something. Ryan is disqualified, not like he reads this anyway, cos I told him what I've got. Sophie has a point taken off already cos she's just too fucking good when it comes to movies. And she probably knows where this certain place is. Hence, no cheating. I'll know if you have. Oh, I'll know. Believe me.

In case you're STUPID,  or i haven't told you, I'm on the Executive Committe for the Adelaide Uni Media Association, as the Communications Officer. This means I send emails out to everybody in the Club, and also type up the monthly newsletter. This stuff isn't necessarily important for you to know, that's just me liking to brag.

What a perfectly civil name for this entry. So many worser names could have been thought up.

WARNING: Kif is not happy.

So similar to Cassie I passed all my subjects. However I didn't "pass" to the same extent of greatness that she did. Tho I am happy with my one "D"ecent mark at least.

By special request from Joe, I must mention briefly and/or in detail the happenings of Monday night netball. We won. But we had our victory STRIPPED from us by stupid rules. It's a social fun thing, who in the hell would strip a team of their place in the final? One thing would: Jealousy. I'm sorry Von Trapp's, but there IS a team that can out-play, out-smart, and out-witt you. And we're better looking. And we're old enough to get into clubs.  

Haha some memorable albeit fucking annoying moments in the game:

Ryan - They've taken 3 points off us because your pants are black.
Kif - They're navy!
*Kif runs all over the centre trying to get someone to agree that they're navy so as to get the three points back*
Kif (at 3/4 time) - Okay they're black.

**Warning, Pessimistic Entry Follows**


That is appropriate for two reasons. Not only is it the song that is playing on Live8 at the moment, I seriously dislike Mondays. Specially cos tomorrow's first Monday of the financial year, which hence means a fuckload of mail for Kif to sort. Yay.

Is it just me or is everything getting kinda shitty at the moment. I don't mean life (I'm not one of those generalist 'life sucks' people, that's just stupid) but...okay I'm going nowhere with this. I'll just complain as it's what I do best.

I seem to continuously spend a lot of money on stuff that gets me nowhere. For example, me and the girls went out last night, I spent $13- on a drink at Fumo Blu, which wasn't even that good. Next time I'll get a City Lights which is what Simone got and was really really good. Mmmm...anyway, so that's 13 gone. Went to Exchange but it was too early to be any good. Went to walk to the Tav and Peta so-called 'smacked out' and had to go home. We waited with her while she sat in the gutter with her head in her hands and talked to us about how good she was feeling and how much she loved us. Got call saying line at Tav was too long, meet at Electric Circus. Twas $8- to get into Electric Circus apparently, but before we got there got another call saying nobody was in there so meet us in front of Hungry George. Me, Tash with boyfriend Peter, and Kylie walked from THE EXCHANGE to HEAVEN, in the RAIN. That's right. Paid $10- to get into Heaven ($23- gone), went in, and it was shit. When nobody's in Heaven at 12.30am, you know something's up. Left, caught a taxi up to the Tav again ($30-gone), and stood in a ridiculously long line in the rain. By this time Kylie was quite affected and was going a bit mental, with highly diluted eyeballs and much jerky movements. I felt dizzy, couldn't get to pizza, caught a taxi home. ($47- gone). Ate yoghurt, got into my nice yummy warm bed, and slepted. Woke up with a headache from too much nicotine smoke.

My point is, pretty much $50- was blown on a night that really should have been a lot of fun. I was with a group of my closest friends whom I have not gone out with in a really long time. The moral; Adelaide Saturday Night Is Shit.

You stay classy, San Diego. - Kiekei